| 1. | I Hope You Die | 3:39 | |
| 2. | The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope |
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4:02 |
| 3. | Mama's Boy |
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0:34 |
| 4. | Three Point One Four |
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3:55 |
| 5. | Mope | ||
| 6. | The Ballad Of Chasey Lain |
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2:21 |
| 7. | Yummy Down On This |
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3:48 |
| 8. | RSVP | 0:15 | |
| 9. | Magna Cum Nada |
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4:00 |
| 10. | The Bad Touch |
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4:21 |
| 11. | That Cough Came With A Prize | 0:14 | |
| 12. | Take The Long Way Home |
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3:07 |
| 13. | Hell Yeah |
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5:02 |
| 14. | Turn Clyde | ||
| 15. | This Is Stupid |
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0:10 |
| 16. | A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying |
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5:37 |
| 17. | Along Comes Mary |
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3:22 |