| 1. | Nice Guys Finish Last | 3:37 | |
| 2. | Pete Wentz Is the Only Reason We're Famous | 3:03 | |
| 3. | Good Girls Go Bad | 3:17 | |
| 4. | Fold Your Hands Child | 3:13 | |
| 5. | You're Not in on the Joke | 3:31 | |
| 6. | Hot Mess | 2:52 | |
| 7. | Living in the Sky With Diamonds | 3:20 | |
| 8. | Wet Hot American Summer | 3:49 | |
| 9. | The Scene Is Dead; Long Live the Scene | 2:44 | |
| 10. | Move Like You Gonna Die | 3:49 | |
| 11. | The World Will Never Do | 3:49 | |
| 12. | I May Be Rude But I'm the Truth | 3:07 | |
| 13. | Cobras Never Say Die | 3:30 |