| 1. | Sh!t It Talks.... I'm Out Of Here | 1:03 | |
| 2. | Brief Interviews With Hideous Men | 1:43 | |
| 3. | Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beerholder | 2:25 | |
| 4. | Things That Rhyme With Orange | 3:27 | |
| 5. | ASL | 2:43 | |
| 6. | Interlude | 1:52 | |
| 7. | Ravenous, Ravenous Rhinos | 2:51 | |
| 8. | Hxc 2-step | 3:19 | |
| 9. | WTFWJD | 3:08 | |
| 10. | Crank That | 3:05 | |
| 11. | But The NUNS Are Watching... | 3:29 | |
| 12. | Reese's Pieces, I Don't Know Who John Cleese Is? |